Uncle Funny-Fingers 

A term of endearment given to an uncle who plays too much, tickles you, gives you noogies, or generally bullies you in a fun way.

My Uncle Funny-Fingers is coming over, I hope he doesn’t tickle me until I cry again.

Uncle Funny-Fingers by MeatLoafJelly July 15, 2023

fanny fingers 

a woman who is seen to be touching or scratching her fanny then sniffing her fingers

look at that dirty bitch with the fanny fingers!

fanny fingers by nat & dave August 4, 2008

funky fingers 

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

funky fingers by slickbillie August 16, 2009

funny fingering 

Where somebody is trying to finger another person, has a hand spazzum which clicks their wrists and paralyzes the woman/ mans ass (chocolare fingers).

Gummy tried to finger his mum when he had a hand spazzum and it gave his mum extreme vaginal pain. This is an example of funny fingering.

funny fingering by TWATFACE333 October 30, 2007

`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~` 

`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~`

`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~`

`~`Funnny `~`Fingers `~` by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

funky finger licken’ chicken 

When a person dances the funky chicken while simultaneously eating Kentucky Fried chicken.

My cousin is well known for his often drunk but always highly brilliant rendition of the always popular funky finger licken’ chicken!

funky finger licken’ chicken by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021