Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

Funniest shit i've ever seen by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.

"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO December 3, 2017

America's Funniest Home Videos 

A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.

"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"

"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."

America's Funniest Home Videos by SomeBadJOKE October 23, 2007

funniestmfonearth 

the funniest person on earth. they probably need therapy though and they’re a major furry lover 🤤🤞🏼 they’re amazing and their content makes u happy and laugh a lot

harouioui loves funniestmfonearth

self promotion

funniestmfonearth by harouioui March 4, 2021

funniest person on the couch 

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

funniest person on the couch by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

funniest joke in the world 

you.

“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

funniest joke in the world by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

fuckiest 

the most fuck things happened in your life, or project you handle, or client or what the fuck ever

1. This is the fuckiest day in my life.
2. You are the fuckiest client I ever had.
3. I never felt so fucking fuckiest like this since the day I met u.
4. Do you know what is the meaning of fuckup?

fuckiest by ahmadzombie2 January 28, 2004