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Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
by Tina February 16, 2005
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Medicine which cures all your problems, just Fukitol.
He was having a bad day so he just Fukitol and went home.
by CyebrWinter February 20, 2005
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A medicinal pill which allows the one who takes it to forget all their worries and fears. Usually taken by high school and college students who don't want to pull all-nighters.
"Dude, Fukitol!"
by TheBigMellon February 11, 2009
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a new drug to help eliviate the every day pains of, job, family, frinds, life, death and most everyday pains. take as needed.
my life really sucks, today, so i think i'll take three fukitols to make it better. don't cha wish it was just that easy?
by debhead April 22, 2011
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When you no longer let anybody fathom the immensity of the fuck you do not give, because you took fukitol and no longer worry about your worries.
*family and teachers incessintly pressure you to revise for an exam for the subject you didn't enjoy for the previous 2 years*

fukitol, I'm goin to party tonight till 6am, fuck the exam
by haych,jay,kay June 13, 2010
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A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.

This is typically celebrated on February 26th.
Things I want to do today:
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.

Fukitol!
by Xubur February 26, 2013
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