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1.
an act of humiliation and anguish whereby one poops onto his or her hand and proceeds to slap another across the face or facial area.
Jesse was being a bitch and Janice fudge martin'd her to death
Jerome and Tyrone got into a scrap, Tyrone got the upper hand and fudge martin'd Jerome.

I'm so sick of being fudge martin'd uttered Lois poopily
by poo.radley August 25, 2011
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