fuddle monkey

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fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY

Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

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The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

The Monkeys Fiddle by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

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fuddlemonkey

You use it as a replacement when
..swearing
..complimenting
..random word

..ur such a fuddlemonkey
..aww i luv emma shes such a fuddlemonkey
..that thing is such a fuddlemonkey

fuddlemonkey by xx_krazykats_xx April 19, 2005

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fiddlemonkey

When someone screws something up, they can be labeled as a fiddlemonkey.

-Hey, I'm sorry I didn't come to the game.
-Damn right you are, you bad ass fiddlemonkey!

fiddlemonkey by Flavameister January 24, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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