is when you masterbate extremely vigerously when you're parner is asleep next to you to the point where they wake up.
- If you wake them up by your grunts of enjoyment.
- If you wake them up by accidents making contact with their body and your member.
- If you wake them up with covering them in ejaculate.
(fudd - en - wack - er) Verb. A Dungeons & Dragons colloquial term used to describe an encounter gone bad where a monster single-handedly beats down and kills one or more party members without mercy.
This gargoyle is fuddenwackering all over the party!
That last fight really fuddenwackered Jaundice the Elf.