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Urban Fucktionary 

When somebody is pissed off, for whatever reason at urban dictionary, they will call it urban fucktionary
Jimmy: Hey man, what's up?

Spike: Don't talk to me Jimmy, I'm pissed off cuz I caught my woman with another man

Jimmy: Well here's something that'll cheer you up, do you know what an Alabama firedragon is?

Spike: I don't care, is that something you found on urban fucktionary? Get a life, loser
Urban Fucktionary by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009
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fuckcanary 

Similar to fucknugget; a blockheaded numbskull incapable of reading rules or understanding anything
Oh look at that fuckcanary trying to act like they know shit about gender and biology. When will they ever learn?
fuckcanary by _nefelibata_ February 26, 2018

Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.
Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!
Fucktionary by The Zunk December 17, 2010

Funktionary 

THE musical information destination for all things Funky.
I don't know that band. Let's look it up in the Funktionary.
Funktionary by Annie Mills September 1, 2006

Fucktionary

The proper name for a dictionary that doesn't contain the word you are looking for..
"This dictionary doesn't have 'Honorificabilitudinitatibus' what the hell?"

"It's not a dictionary then, it's a Fucktionary."

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Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.
"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"
Fucktionary by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010