Fuckwise 

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

Fuckwise by jlarg October 22, 2009

Alligator Fuckhouse 

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

Alligator Fuckhouse by Alligator Fuckmaster April 26, 2006

fucknite 

Its like fortnite but a 100 person orgy, last one to bust a nut wins

Person 1: hey man, I won fucknite last night!
Person 2: the hell is wrong with you

fucknite by xXx_Fuckn1te_ch4mp1on_xXx May 10, 2018

Kentucky Fuckhouse 

Coach Myth's definition of a solid retake strategy after a spike-plant in the game of Valorant. TSM uses this strat.

They pulled a Kentucky Fuckhouse on the enemy team on the third round.

Kentucky Fuckhouse by typi February 27, 2021

fuckonese 

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007

aligator fuckhouse 

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and then you bite her neck. You then spin violently trying to keep your penis in her and maintaining the bite. If you ever watch and aligator eat it bites and spins to rip the meat.

She had repect so I did an Aligator FuckHouse so she knew who was boss

aligator fuckhouse by LiquidGonads August 18, 2006

fucknite 

When your game of Fortnite becomes a cluster fuck in Tilted towers, ending in you and your squad dying first which causes you and your squad to rage quit and consistently refer to the game as "Fucknite" instead of the actual name of the game.

"You guys want to play some more fucknite?"

fucknite by Honestvro March 15, 2018