fucking windows

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.

(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"

fucking windows by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012

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fucking wingnut

this is were you fuck a bird then take its wing then cum on it

i just had my first fucking wingnut

fucking wingnut by Mark Zuckerman December 11, 2018

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Fucking wingman

For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.

He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!

When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!

Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?

Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman

Fucking wingman by Jacstar March 11, 2019

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Window Fucking

Get a girl from behind while she's bent over the bed facing the window, then you come up with an excuse to pull out and tag your buddy in without her knowing. Quickly go outside, and knock on the window.

My buddy and I gave her a window fucking she'll never forget after I found out she cheated on me. Jokes on you bitch!

Window Fucking by damn porch monkey August 14, 2008

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wink fucking

The ophthalmological act of removing one's glass eye, after which the partner inserts an extremely erect penis into the bare eye socket. The penis wielder thrusts vigorously while the recipient rapidly winks their fornicated eye lid.

I grew tired of sticking the same old orifices, thus I took her up on her generous wink fucking offer.

wink fucking by chuck bottleneck January 19, 2014

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Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.

She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.

Window Fucking by jbrwsf June 5, 2016

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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