Skip to main content

My fat fucking nuts 

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts
My fat fucking nuts by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

fucking nuts 

One with his penis inserted into a jar of peanut butter.
Cheif say, man who have dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.
fucking nuts by OniLink5000 October 24, 2003

Fucking nuts 

Quitting your job and moving half way across the world for pussy
Fucking nuts by Medusabitch February 9, 2018

Batshit-fucking-nuts

Intensely over the top effed up shit.

More so that Batshit crazy
Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.

Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts
Batshit-fucking-nuts by Catschnell February 3, 2009

Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ... 

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.
Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.

fucking nuts 

I wnt fucking apeshit when those idiots stole my beers
fucking nuts by Samantha D! February 10, 2003