fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

fucked up like a homemade radio

to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio

Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...

fucked up like a homemade radio by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008

fucked up like a T-rex 

To be so out of your minde that your arms donot function and you just growl when you talk.

Look at him he fucked up like a T-Rex.

fucked up like a T-rex by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011

fucked up like jerry's kids 

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

fucked up like jerry's kids by batash August 4, 2008

fucked up like a football bat 

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

fucked up like a football bat by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.

I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.

fucked up like polio by Cronnick January 27, 2004

Fucked up like a bologny poptart 

It's pretty fucked up.

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"

Fucked up like a bologny poptart by jip28 October 11, 2011