fuckdur 

plain and simple when someone is a fucking dur and there is no other word that can describe them

she is such a fuckdur

fuckdur by stonedjojo90 October 25, 2010

fucksurd 

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd

Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"

fucksurd by Breaker May 18, 2008

Fuckburger 

Mark Zuckerburg, owner and CEO of Facebook.
facebook asshole cunt Mark Zuckerburg facebook jail

I can't believe Fuckburger won't fix the way things are looked at on Facebook!

Fuckburger by Mattshizzle74 August 6, 2018

fuckdore 

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.

Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!

fuckdore by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

fuckdrunk 

the feeling you get after a session of awesome foreplay followed by passionate sex and screaming into a pillow that leaves you out of breath and unable to move except to give a thumbs up to your significant other.

i love being fuckdrunk why does the phone have to ring?

fuckdrunk by that girl that invented it. November 15, 2010

Fuckturnal

The definition given for people who stay up all night and have kinky amazing sex!!

Dam Paddy, I could hear you pounding Lizas pussy all night!!! You are both a pair of fuckturnal animals!!!!

Fuckturnal by The Ruffler November 16, 2011

Shitbag full of Fuckdust 

Term used to describe the immense uncomfortable feeling after a extremely heavy night of drinking and or drugs.

Sean: Dude, holy shit! you don't look so fucking good.
Owen: Quick! grab me a bucket, I feel like a Shitbag full of Fuckdust!
Sean: yeah you look like one too.
Owen: Just get me the bucket already cockface

Shitbag full of Fuckdust by warden September 22, 2009