fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch 

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

Fuck... Your... Kids 

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

Fuck... Your... Kids by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

Go Fuck Your Selfie 

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.

*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!

Go Fuck Your Selfie by mrperson123 January 31, 2018

Fuck your homie day 

Fuck your homie day, boy or girl it does not matter fuck your homie all day long only for today it’s automatically no homo

Fuck your homie day, fuckafriend, homie clapped from the back

Fuck your homie day by Yeetmaster66666 October 2, 2019

National fuck your best friend day 

May the 20th, is fuck your best friend day

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day

National fuck your best friend day by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi! 

Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.

Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”

Fuck you and your little dog Fifi! by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

National fuck your friend day 

National fuck your friend day is on April 28th.

You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!

"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your friend day?"
"Sure"

National fuck your friend day by Zenna May 28, 2018