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what the fuck are you doing  

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
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[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

the fuck are you doing man? 

Hey Jerry, the fuck are you doing man?

what the fuck are you doing 

The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....
What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?

FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! 

A line from GTA5 after franklin drives through the front door of Simeon's shop.
"DAAAMMMNNN!!" "FRANKLIN! WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"

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<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026