fruit cake 

Means a guy is gay, or acting gay.

1.Dude, your such a fruit cake.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.

fruit cake by Corerosin May 13, 2005

Fruit Cake 

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.

"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"

Fruit Cake by Nick Wagner February 5, 2008

fruit cake 

1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person

2. A cake made of fruits

1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night

fruit cake by Mr.cookforsmith January 25, 2007

fruit cake 

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

fruit cake by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

Fruit cake 

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

Fruit cake by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Fruit cake 

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

Fruit cake by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Fruit cake 

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

Fruit cake by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017