by fruit basket turnover May 23, 2017
Girl 1: "Hey, you seeing Brad tonight?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm gonna surprise him with an alabama fruit basket!"
by xXCootchSlayer69Xx July 19, 2017
When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.
by Lenny Bruce November 13, 2008
Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'
Great at parties. Also works on girls.
Great at parties. Also works on girls.
by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006
when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009
A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.
They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
by Enemy of the Demon February 27, 2009
When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
by Nuketown bro April 17, 2016