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frook shoken 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.
'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'
frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017
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Fire Floozy 

A girl who will fuck any fireman. She gets turned on instantly at the sight of a fireman or even a fire truck.
OH BOY!!!! Here comes Jimmy and his fire floozy. I heard she fucked everyone whos ever worked at #12 Station!

Semi-Froody

Something/Someone that is both froody and unfroody.
"Hey, am I froody?" "Nah, you're semi-froody"
An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
a word made up by Buzzfeed to manipulate the internet masses into using a new word. much like gretchen weiners trying to make "fetch" happen.
What asshats the internet dwellers are. Can you believe they took a quiz to determine if they were froogan? - Buzzfeed editor
froogan by deboone January 7, 2015
A shopping tool from google that existed between 2003 and 2007. Like this if you remember froogle. Also I am sure we can all agree that froogle is better than the shitfest that we today call google product search/google shopping.
I miss Froogle. Fuck this new Google Shopping bullshit.