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Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday 

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun
Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again
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Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day 

The day is June 16th, beat them up.
Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus 

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

Don't name your friends

IM GONNA DO IT IM GONNA NAME MY FRIENDS
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Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule
Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

Don't name your friends. 

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't Name Your Friends

You should NOT post personal information in Urban Dictionary. And do NOT include last names of non-celebrities in your posts, either. Urban Dictionary has a zero-tolerance policy.
Would you fucking stop! Don't Name Your Friends!