Garfield's friend Odie 

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.

Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Garfield's friend Odie by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Jane's friend 

a. A "friend" that Jane uses to pleasure herself.

b. A commonly used nickname that Jane, and women alike,
use for their vibrator.

c. A device that Jane uses when dick is not around.

"Jane's friend is always there when she needs it."

Sally: "What is Jane going to do while her boyfriend is out of town for a whole month?!"
Mary: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure Jane's friend will keep her company."

"Every Jane needs a friend and every dick is a friend of Jane's."

Jane's friend by Jane's friend March 31, 2012

Let's just be friend's 

A comment mainly said by women but can also be used by men. Meaning the person you are wanting to be in a relationship with is not ready and or doesn't like you in that way. Such as;

You: I like you, please will you be my insert partner
Them: oh sorry I think we should just be friend's

Sometimes it can be ment in a mean way so people often misunderstand the use of this phrase. But it will mostly be used as a way for a person to be let down without trying to hurt their feelings. Because if it's sincere then a person likes you but maybe not in the way you interpreted it. So what it means;

You: I want to go out with you
Them: let's just be friend's

What it actually means:

You: I have emotion
Them: right now is not a good time
Or

Them: I'm sorry I don't like you in that way

Or

Them: we have clashing personalities so I don't think we would work well being together
Or

Them: I love someone else and am waiting for them
Or

Them: Your my friend I don't want to affect our friendship.

Let's just be friend's by NeonDetonation May 20, 2019

Slime's Friend 

The friend of SlimeIRL. Slime's friend claims to be 6 foot but we know that he is short. He does not pay his taxes so the IRS is attempting to snipe him but it will only be possible when Le Monke is resurrected.

Person 1: Do you know who Slime's friend is?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?

Slime's Friend by Bruhmoment#3remix January 20, 2020

Your best friend's girlfriend 

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.

Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."

Your best friend's girlfriend by Austavious Rex March 30, 2010

Mechanic's Friend

1. Any Vehicle of any make or model known for inherent problems.
2. A car/truck/van/etc that is broken more often than it is running.
3. Any goofy, oddball, badly engineered, or poorly implimented component that causes a vehicle to reflect definition 2.
4. That tiny 99 cent part that breaks at the most inconvenient time and then magically ballons into a $1,400 shop bill.

Dammit! My Thunderbird is a real Mechanic's friend! That's the fifth starter it's chewed up since I bought it!

Mechanic's Friend by Talen the Twitchy January 4, 2005

Fisherman's Friend 

Fisherman's Friend were originally developed by a young pharmacist named James Lofthouse in 1865 to relieve various respiratory problems suffered by fishermen working in the extreme conditions of the Icelandic deep-sea fishing grounds. Originally developed as an extremely strong liquid remedy containing menthol and eucalyptus oil, Lofthouse made this liquid into small lozenges which were easier to transport and to administer. According to the manufacturer, the fishermen soon began to refer to the lozenges as their "friends", hence the name. The lozenges exist in their current form relatively unchanged since their creation. The lozenges still come in their famous paper packets, although these are now foil-lined and sometimes packaged inside a cardboard carton.

I'm gonna get me a pack of Fisherman's Friend.

Fisherman's Friend by ST1300 Rider February 2, 2009