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when you're hanging out with a long time friend whom you've either had some awkward sexual tension with for some time or haven't and one thing leads to another. You end up sleeping together...then decide it was weird and it will never happen again. You go back to being friends and never speak of it again. You decide it was just oops-friend-sex "Yeah, it was super weird. We're definitely better off as friends. Just another case of oops-friend-sex I guess!"
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| 2. | Friend-sex | ||
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When two clearly defined friends engage in some form of copulation, while maintaining the same level of friendship. "Lexi, you're awesome. I think we should have friend-sex."
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| 3. | friend-sex | ||
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(verb) When friend #1 solicits friend #2 for intercourse or other sexual favors because friend #1 is desperate as shit and has not had any in forever and solicits friend #2 in an inappropriate way, time, or place. So, I was standing in the bread isle at Giant when Matt approaches me and asks me for "friend-sex"... What the fuck is "friend-sex?!!"
Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..." Jenny: "Ok..." Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..." Jenny: "Yeah?" Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?" Jenny: . . . |
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| 4. | ugly friend | ||
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A friend of the opposite sex that you are embarrassed to be seen with, in fear that people may think you are together. "Hey Tom, why dont you grab Meghan and walk over here?"
"I can't be alone with an ugly friend, what will be people think?!" |
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| 5. | Fed-Sex | ||
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A delivering company kinda like Fed-Ex but this company does not deliver packages instead it delivers whores to clients who want to have sex but get it through the mail. 1. Billy wanted to have sex so he ordered a whore a got it shipped by Fed-Sex.
2. To get my girl friend I used Fed-sex. |
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| 6. | sex hair | ||
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Sex hair: (adj)describes unkempt, uncombed hairstyle made famous by actor Rob Pattinson and adored by women worldwide. Rob Pattinson's sex hair dazzles me!
My boyfriend came home with sex hair and I knew he was not playing cards with the guys like he said he was. |
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| 7. | The Friend Guy | ||
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He's the Guy that usually has success in starting relationships with the opposite sex, only to have them end weeks later because the female doesn't want to jeopardize their "friendship" by having a serious and meaningful relationship.
A popular line used is "I see you as just a friend." --Hey did you hear Meredith and Seth broke up.
-Ya Seth is just THE FRIEND GUY it would never have worked out. |
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