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Functionised 

To optimise human function; to better ones-self. To become a better version of ones-self.
The individual lost body fat, became stronger and got functionised.

Valentino Frictionis 

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
Valentino Frictionis by Mr Moose February 15, 2008

Fricktionised 

I fricktionised Gandalf to the wall
Fricktionised by Parzvl August 10, 2020

frictionist 

A person that derives sexual pleasure from (and expresses sexual desire for) any kind of friction involving the genitals or other erogenous zone.
William isn't attracted to strangers on the bus. He simply enjoys being in tightly packed crowds that are jostling around because he is a frictionist.
frictionist by Mr. E Cow April 27, 2014
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026