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Functionised 

To optimise human function; to better ones-self. To become a better version of ones-self.
The individual lost body fat, became stronger and got functionised.

Valentino Frictionis 

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
Valentino Frictionis by Mr Moose February 15, 2008

Fricktionised 

I fricktionised Gandalf to the wall
Fricktionised by Parzvl August 10, 2020

frictionist 

A person that derives sexual pleasure from (and expresses sexual desire for) any kind of friction involving the genitals or other erogenous zone.
William isn't attracted to strangers on the bus. He simply enjoys being in tightly packed crowds that are jostling around because he is a frictionist.
frictionist by Mr. E Cow April 27, 2014

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026