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freudian text

Texting someone what's really on your mind before editing with a language, content or audience filter.
"My Wife told me she was going to her Mom's on Saturday for dinner, but while she was out, she texted me that 'She'd be home from the spa around nine.'
Ha! She thinks I'm helping Joe put in a new deck. I wrote her back, 'Ok, the poker game is almost over.'
Double Freudian text; we're both idiots."
freudian text by Towanjica August 20, 2009
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Freudian text

When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.
Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"
Freudian text by mayhemdavis October 19, 2010

Freudian text

1. Sending a text message to the subject of your text, instead of the intended recipient.

2. Texting someone what's on your mind, as opposed to what you meant to say.
1. Me (to Alice): "Hey John, isn't Alice is a real bitch?"
Alice: "...What the fuck?"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."

2. Me (to Alice): "Fuck you, lying whore."
Alice: "What?!?!"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."
Alice: "...Again?!"
Freudian text by kanapanapan August 25, 2010

Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
Freudian Text by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016

the Freudian Text game 

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing the Freudian Text game, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
the Freudian Text game by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016