Fratiquette

Following proper etiquette while partying at a fraternity. Failing to do so brings the risk of being thrown out of the party or- in severe cases- permanently banned from the house.

It is poor fratiquette to vomit inside the frat house unless you are safely positioned infront of a toilet or any other acceptable receptacle.

Fratiquette by mikeyrocks February 25, 2011

Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**

Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.

Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

Eretiquette 

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).

Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."

Eretiquette by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.

Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"

fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

fattiquette

the act of minimizing your fat jokes/snides/sneers/commentary around your fat friends/coworkers

you have really bad fattiquette, you admitted to being a fattist in front of a fattie

fattiquette by jesuiscoco January 8, 2010

Pretiquette 

When someone sits on a table in Pret A Manger with their laptop/work for hours and only drinks one coffee. Or doesn't clear the table after them.

Sarah: Aww, there is nowhere to sit.
Brad: Look at that guy taking up a whole table, nigga don't even got a drink.
Sarah: That's bad pretiquette

Pretiquette by hell0_w0rld October 20, 2015

Ftextiquette 

Person who takes way to long to reply...

Kate: So what did he say?
Jan: He's ftextiquette...
Kate: Oh to bad....

Ftextiquette by gowithaflow October 6, 2016