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1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.

2. an actual shoehorn made in France
Bill:"Yeah, I took Sandy to McDonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my Miata."
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006

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