The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.
by Qu1nine April 14, 2018
A competitive sport in which opponents attempt to open a freezer door using different body parts. No body part can be repeated during a competition if it has already been used successfully.
by The Revisitter August 23, 2009
by mamma murder December 13, 2010
A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.
Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:
Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.
Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.
Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:
Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.
Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.
The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.
by Sudsy Jugs Nosenhousen June 2, 2009
A "Town Freezer" is a girl that is a huge slut. She is named this because everyone has to put their meat in her.
Bob: wow, you had sex with her too? so did john, jim, dave, and kyle.
Nate: yeah, kristin is the town freezer.
Nate: yeah, kristin is the town freezer.
by dubv September 24, 2009
A spin off referring to fridge-freezer used to insult someone who won't commit so sexual action. This pun also refers to the persons cold heart
by spacker110 June 3, 2015
A term for new jewelry, diamonds or ice. Rapper, Rich the Kid, coined this term in his single "New Freezer" feat. Kendrick Lamar.
by AuraGold November 7, 2017