A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.
The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.
by Scarlet The Douche January 26, 2009
A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.
by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009
A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.
by ScarlettPussyman15 March 27, 2008
An oven mitt or non-sexual glove used to masturbate with, while driving on the freeway, highway or interstate.
by RandomMitt April 21, 2015
A preliminary, mutually beneficial alliance that two non-acquainted motorists on the freeway hold when driving in the same direction late at night to ease one another, just incase one happens to get in an accident, usually happens when there is a thick fog as well
"I was comming home from GasLamp in San Diego heading north on the 215 freeway and the only other car was a Mitsubishi Lancer right infront of me, we held a Freeway Fellowship because it was so foggy. After I got off my exit, I sure hope that stranger made it home okay."
by Gingabreadman186(db.) January 28, 2010
Common-use term for Washington State Route 167, a suburban freeway connecting the Seattle suburbs of Renton, Tukwila, Kent, Auburn, and Puyallup.
by Marcus Intalex May 17, 2003
A driver or passenger that constantly attempts to catch another driver's attention on the road (or the passengers in the car, usually if their windows are open), usually by making faces or smiling.
Is also a common hobby for bored people in the backseat.
Is also a common hobby for bored people in the backseat.
by Billie Jean Lee August 21, 2007