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San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

Francesco 

Francesco is the name of a Intelligent, honest, funny, caring, charismatic, loveable Italian guy who also happens to be an attractive badass. He loves to cook and can whip up any dish he desires. You can talk to him about anything, no matter how weird or serious the topic; nothings off limits, and the only thing that you can expect to change is how much stronger your bond gets. Regardless of the thousands of miles distance between the two of you and him, he somehow is able to gauge all of your emotions and tell if something is off .

This badass boy has tons of high goals set for himself that he is most definitely capable of achieving (!) He just needs to stay positive, believe in himself more and do his best to worry less.

Sometimes he can be really hard on himself; so just remind him to be at ease and tell him to find the joy and happiness in the things around him; until the day comes where he is able to conquer the his dreams with the world.

This man deserves the best, and only the best because he is the best.

His badass self might also have a soft spot for cute things. Especially the capybara and maybe you too
Look at that Capybara eating peanuts

Lol that's actually just Francesco
Francesco by nbxo July 12, 2018

Francisco 

A loyal, kind hearted, latino. Extremely sweet if you’re on his good side. If you aren’t then prepare for the worst. A Francisco is a good friend and is always able to make you smile. Most definitely an extrovert and can make friends anywhere he goes. A Francisco can provide outstanding advice yet he never listens to it himself. He’s usually dark humoured and makes self ridiculing jokes to hide any pain he’s going through.

If you find a Francisco you better keep him around because they’re the best friends to have.
Alex - “Are you okay?”

Jenna - “Yeah, Francisco gave me some advice.”
Francisco by momishitmypants October 29, 2019

San Francisco 

The only city where a Big Mac costs $13.
San Francisco is pretty, but it costs too much.
San Francisco by Urban Steve March 7, 2019

Francisca 

She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. Most of them have long brown hair, captivating eyes and a cute smile. Loyal, charming and very charismatic. Really hot body and the kinkiest sex. She also has great taste in music.
boy1: look at that girl, that body’s fine as fuck.
boy 2: she’s a Francisca, for sure man.
Francisca by daysbefoferodeo February 5, 2020

san francisco spider 

The most intimate way for two people, usually two men, to ride a motorcycle at the same time. Allows for not only maximum enjoyment and thrill of riding a motorcycle, but also of whichever Twink you might be hung up on at the same time. Its really quite simple, the operator of the motorcycle rides the motorcycle like normal, but his passenger, who usually would ride behind him (allowing for a reach around and or light nipple play) rides in front of the driver, facing him. The possibilities that this opens up for further enjoyment of motorcycle riding are endless.
Jaun and I rode the motorcycle down to the beach last night, and we rode San Francisco Spider the whole way, you wouldn't believe hot it was frotting on the highway.
san francisco spider by saddestbro February 1, 2019