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Frank's Wild Years 

This album was Tom Wait's 1987 release. In all actuality, it was the soundtrack to a play of the same name that Waits had written and starred in, it was about a murderous accordion player. One of his most popular songs, Innocent When You Dream, is on the album. More Than Rain is here with I'll Be Gone, as well. It is a sad sort of album, but with plenty of up tempo music and a bit of old style jazziness to it.
An excerpt from Frank's Wild Years'
Straight Up To The Top (Rhumba)-

I'm going straight up to the top
Up where the air is fresh and clean
I know that I will never stop, no no
Until I know I'm wild and free
I'm like a champagne bubble
Pop pop pop
Frank's Wild Years by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Frank's Fridge 

A gross old refrigerator that resides in one's garage. The name originates from the previous owner of the refrigerator -- usually some old guy named Frank who enjoys smoking cigarettes in the car with the windows up. The fridge is usually accompanied by old food stains, which are almost always sticky and have dog hair stuck in them. The outside color of the fridge was once white, but now is a discolored yellow hue with many rust stains. Most notable about the fridge is the distinct smell which permeates all food put inside of it. The smell is that of old man, cigarette smoke, wet dog, and rotting tomato sauce. It is also used to hide teenager's Bud Lights, as no one will ever find them there, as the family rarely ever ventures into Frank's Fridge.
Dad: There is no room inside of the refrigerator for my home-made soup, go put it out in Frank's Fridge.

Children: Nooooo! Don't do that or it will taste like crap!

Mom: Just put it in Franks, you weren't going to eat Dad's soup anyways.
Frank's Fridge by Hershey The Dog January 30, 2010

Frank's house of pain 

When a guy makes his hot wings so hot his friends cry in pain and then crap their pants 2 hours later.
Man these chicken wings are way to hot dude! I mean it actually hurts! Did you do "Frank's house of pain" wings again man?

2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!

Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.
"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."

Frank’s underwear

Very bright, colorful undergarments usually worn by kids named frank, or Frankie. Usually pretty fruity, made by ethika, it’s a high fashion risk. Originally found in New York, but recently it’s been making its way down a little down south stretching to Maryland.
Me: hey can I borrow some clean underwear, I haven’t done laundry in weeks.
Frankie: yea you can borrow mine but they’re pretty fruity, that’s how I get all the hoes.
Seuch: you don’t want to wear Frank’s underwear.
Me: nah it’s ok, I’ll just ask mike. I don’t want those weird tights you wear.
Ethika is a risky underwear brand
Frank’s underwear by Johnny sacc November 29, 2019

Franky syndrome 

Franky syndrome is when a male, typically latino, has tested positive for retardism and it has started to effect his friends because he is so dumb. Franky will make racist, sexist, and dumb joke like " I really want to suck that monkey girl's butt"

Eventually the friends of this retard will become dumb, racist, and sexist as well saying that they want to suck a monkey's anus.
male 1: oh, man. I should have never became friends with that Franky. The only thing i can think about are big black men. I hate people with Franky syndrome.

male 2: i don't know man, i kind of like the thought of it.

male 1: oh no...

male 2: what??
male 1 : you...you're becoming a Franky!
Franky syndrome by ILoveLilPeeP<3 December 19, 2022