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Fruitality 

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.
Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!
Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010
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fragtality 

a person who makes good posts all the time
good post fragtality
fragtality by TheAffliction November 30, 2010
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frailbait 

This term refers to fuckable elderly persons, esp. women.

The word is formed from a contraction of 'frail' and 'bait':

FRAIL adj. Having delicate health; not robust; weak.
BAIT n. An enticement; temptation.

See also jailbait.
Man1 and Man2 are walking down the street. Hot granny crosses the road.

Man1: "Phewee, check out that frailbait!"
Man2: "Yeah! Imagine that bent over its Zimmer!"
frailbait by GoldenSpatula September 16, 2010

Failtality 

A blended word derived from the combination of Fatality and Fail, a "Failtality" occurs when someone dies in the course of a Fail.
A: This one guy fell of his bike while trying to show off for some chicks and hurt his leg meat real bad!
B: Fail!!
A: He also died!
B: Failtality!!!
Failtality by Natas 1976 October 15, 2009

failtality 

when some one drastically disrespects another or himself in chat room
bob:dude gtfi
keno:what a major failtality you cant spell GTFO
failtality by kenosama August 9, 2009

flailtality 

when your all flailed the fuck out n shit just goes fuckin crazy n outta control
tgis nights beginning to be a fucking flailtality of a gongshow
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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