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An infinitely wrinkled shirt. Often seen on IT staff who wear a single shirt for days on end, wrinkling if in the process of sleeping in their chairs, under their desks, on the corporate couch, etc.
I pressed the doorbell, and this techie in a fractal shirt and 5 days' worth of beard opened the door, groggily.
by Wohali September 23, 2005

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