Van De Fraaff 

verb (with object): to describe a subject that you largely know nothing about by animatedly dancing around with arbitrarily elongated words and essentially avoiding saying anything of worth.

Look at this guy Van De Fraaffing this presentation. I bet he doesn't know anything about composite delaminations in fighter aircraft.

Van De Fraaff by Dr. S Hawkings August 19, 2019

Flaaffy 

Derived from a series of vulgar words such as: cockfuck and cuntfuck (one who fucks cock/cunt respectively). Flaaffy is the easier version of Forever Alone Fuck (FAF). Also a second generation Pokemon that looks derpy as shit.
Flaaffy is a person who does not have any romantic potential with another, sentenced to being "forever alone".

If you go long periods of time without having a significant other and won't have one any time in the near future - legitimately, not just being an annoying as fuck twelve year old complaining like a little shit slut whore that you don't have a boyfriend - then you may qualify under the Flaaffy category.

Just kidding. There is only one true Flaaffy

Flaaffy by Ashketchum August 8, 2013

fraff 

1) noun - a type of nonsense that is spoken, often by accusation (see example).
2) adjective - * due to the primative environment which words such as 'fraff' are used, it is hard to distugnuish between the adjectival form of the word and the noun; however, something may be described as being 'fraff'. When referring to an idea or statement of somebody, the word will adopt a meaning implying untruthfulness, and perhaps indicating the unwillingness of the person on the receiving end to accept the idea as being sensible.

1) "Stop chatting fraff, and get on with it."

2) "It was all fraff, he doesn't know what he's talking about."

fraff by mc silence June 10, 2003

Bare Fraff

Chatting shit

that boy chats bare fraff

Bare Fraff by Dean Fenner May 2, 2013

Fraff 

Fraff is when someone is talking rubbish . Fraff also has a scale which is measured Knots

dan said " stop talking Fraff" jo said "yeah mate you must of hit at least 12 knots just then"

Fraff by dannytbrapbraponthe1time June 11, 2009

Faaff 

When said quickly, an inoffensive way to advise someone to 'Fuck Off'. Best used discretely so that only people close to you can hear it, and not the intended victim. Even funnier when the intended victim THINKS they can hear it, but can't be sure, so they take no action. However, if victim is being a complete tosser, best to shout it as loud as possible in order to deliver as much offence as possible. Number of 'a' letters contained in word is directly proportional to how much you want the individual to fuck off.

'Excuse me, is anyone sitting on this chair?', 'No, you can have it - (Faaff!)'

'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'

Faaff by mullboy August 11, 2009

fraffled 

A vagina which has been pounded into its now droopy shape.

Somebody ran some laps on that vagina, it's fraffled up.

fraffled by mooneyedlion January 10, 2015