Forage 

To roam around a kitchen eating either ready-to-consume food such as potato chips and crackers or unprepared culinary components such as dry tortillas/bread/cereal/pasta, condiments that would normally be on top of something else, desserts, or cold leftovers. Food thus consumed is usually washed down with beverages straight from the container. Foraged food is exemplified by a lack of preparation and by its consumer standing or pacing while eating. Many a diet focuses on preventing or limiting foraging.
Foraged food generally requires less effort than bachelor chow or ramen to prepare for eating; anything more than a wrapper or a lid between countertop and mouth may disqualify the food as foraged grub.

Mom: what happened to the bag of croûtons I left on the counter for salad tonight?
Kid: *hides empty bag behind back*...I dunno.
Mom: Didn't I tell you not to forage between meals? You're going to make yourself sick. You're not a goat; don't eat like one. You're going to put on weight and stunt your growth. Back when I was your age...

Forage by Alfred F. July 30, 2007

footage

A piece of recent video or film.

'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'

footage by jchr October 30, 2013

Fatagenus 

A fat dentist that sucks your dick to clean it

Wow, you're such a fatagenus.

Fatagenus by Kittykatcrunsayzc September 14, 2016

Futage 

This is a word that can be use as the 'f word' if you would like, or just shouted in random for absolutely no reason for comedic purposes or even an exclamation of joy or anger or whatever emotion you want, maybe your sad just say futage to feel happy, maybe your angry, just exclaim futage to relieve that anger. Futage is a very versatile and fickle word. It can be used as an insult also.

Pronunciation:
The 'fut' part is pronounced like cut
and the 'age' part is pronounced like 'uj'
So 'fut-age'

What the futage.
Wow you futage.
Oh man my mum just died, why??! FUTAGE!!!
FUTAGE!!!

Futage by FutageKing March 25, 2019

Foragers 

People who support themselves by hunting wild animals and gathering wild edible plants and insects.

Modern foragers in the Kalahari Desert of southern Africa and the Ituri Forest of Central Africa derive the bulk of their day-to-day nourishment from wild vegetable foods.

Foragers by HistoryNerd94 November 8, 2010

Foragery

Something that is claimed to be the product of foraging, but was actually purchased, for example, at a grocery store.

Tom said he picked the wild greens on his hike, but actually got them at Whole Foods. The entire salad was a foragery.

Foragery by Fishbrane May 5, 2019

Stock Footage 

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.

In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."

Stock Footage by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008