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fasterbate 

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
fasterbate by saylor February 15, 2007
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fusterated 

incorrect spelling leaves me so fusterated.
fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012

Fasterbate 

Masturbate Extremely Fast and Vigorously
How dint he get caught by his mom, even though he was jerkin off? That's the trick, just Fasterbate
Fasterbate by KayG May 17, 2015

fisterbate

When fisting someone anally or vaginally, placing one’s penis into the fisting hand and masturbating into the anus or vagina being fisted while continuing to fist. The entire fisting hand and penis are inserted into the anus or vagina.
Shawn fisterbated Alex.
fisterbate by LabelXM July 5, 2022

fosterage 

Pictures, stories, etc. concerning Dr. Gillian Foster (played by Kelli Williams) from the tv show Lie to Me. The phrase was coined by Tim Roth (who plays Dr. Cal Lightman on the show) and first appeared on his twitter.
Here's a little fosterage for you.
fosterage by Vero_aloe January 24, 2011

Fasterbate 

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
Fasterbate by veovis88 June 26, 2009

Fonterbate 

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.
He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.
Fonterbate by Rifco March 24, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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