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Fortnight is a word the English say instead of saying Two weeks.
"I am going away for a fortnight"
by Linsley August 11, 2004
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1. A night wherein, a multitude of Forts are made and used.
2. An old english term meaning a long period of time, or two weeks.
I haven't had a fortnight in a fortnight.
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A night of drinking that consists of drinking only a forty oz. bottle of beer, usually when the person cannot have a hangover the next day but wants to have a good buzz.
I have an exam tomorrow at 8AM, so let's just have a fortnight.
by DEBAG313 September 28, 2012
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Slang for a long period of time, or what seems like a long period of time.
I'm so tired, I haven't slept in a fortnight.

I haven't seen Nigel in a fortnight.
by Kyle V M December 28, 2005
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slang term from the street indicating a length of time longer than a 'grip' and a 'minute'
Boy, I ain't been home in a fortnight!
by tbarbos June 17, 2010
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A slang word to express the physical strength of a person as being too weak (two week)
That kid's so frickin fortnight
by creaturecalydon December 11, 2009
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Fortnight is a word that means a period of two weeks. It is commonly used in the sense of kidnapping victim having been violated or beaten for said amount of time. however has no negative or sexual connotation on it's own.
1) I was kidnapped by pirates, they raped and violated me for a fortnight.
2) hello i haven't seen you on a fortnight.
3) like my new tattoo i got it a fortnight ago.
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