a beautiful, moderately sized town with the best weed in the US.
Also,this is more like the high schools:
PHS- either mexican or smart
FCHS- either mexican or rich
FRHS- look what daddy bought me! a new bmw!
RMHS- who the fuck knows?
Fort Collins- where The beer flows like wine, and the ganja grows wild
The most wonderful town in Colorado where the beer flows like wine. Commonly referred to as: Fort Fun, The Fort, and Fo Co.
Fo Co po po fo' sho!
A large town in northern Colorado. Similar to boulder except larger, with less shit to do. Four large high schools, two smaller schools. lots of white kids. Often called the "vanilla valley". lots of breweries, some microbrews. high school breakdown:
FCHS: mexicans and semi-rich white kids
FRHS: trust funds and shit
PHS: Mexicans, hicks, IB kids
Rocky: Mixed breed
Polaris: weed and hipsters
Centennial: Kill people burn shit fuck school
Person 1: "Let's go to fort collins!"
Person 2: "Yeah, maybe we can catch a shitty b-list rapper who had a hit underground song 20 years ago."
Just a correction to markw2's wonderful definition of our drunken small town.
FRHS has really sapped out many of the "daddy got me a BMW for Christmas" kids from FCHS, and now most of what's left is more "I'll fuck you up, pinche puto!"
This is a better tagline:
FCHS: Mas Mexicano que mexico
A white Fort Collins High student referred to lingering in gold -formerly red- hall as our own Spanish 6 course.
Fort Collins, or FoCo
, is largely mislabeled as a city. While the population is probably at 130,000 blessed souls, it remains a town. Why? Because a train runs down the middle of Mason Street. You can drive along side it. Fort Collins is demographically challenged, consisting of old white people, white students, white techies, white pot heads, white hippies, and white drunks. I guess that would make what relatively few minorities (probably under 17%) there are - normal. An analysis reveals that most of the Subaru-owning population has come from California, or Boulder.
Geographically close to the "foothills" - which has a stupid A on it - which are the last remanants of real mountains before going north and therefore, being ruined by the proximity to Wyoming. Many outdoor activities are the only thing that keeps the young from throwing themselves off the five (5) "tall" buildings in the town.
High School Breakdown:
FCHS - rich, yippie, my parents bought my bmw
FRHS - who knows, but they finally included 9th grade into a high school!
RMHS - the "forgotten high school" - many normal people go here
PHS - hicks, ffa, younger smart people
Centennial HS - oops
Plagued by horrible traffic planning and unsynched lights, nobody seems to care, because city council doesn't really want the city to grow. They would rather give explosive growth to Greality
Used to be a small, boring, cow town, oh wait it still IS.
Places close too early, if you're under 21 there ain't sh*t to do, the mall is one floor and too small, vanilla valley, not enough places to dance and traffic is worse than Denver