fort lauderdale

THE SH*T!

city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..

you: hey what part of fort lauderdale do you live in?

me: Coral Springs, you?.

you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.

me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(

by Vanessa babii February 24, 2009

Fort Lauderdale Facial

When you wake up after a night of drinking and have to peel dried vomit off your face.

I had a late night on Himmarshee and woke up with a Fort Lauderdale Facial

by Rossasaurus Rex January 1, 2018

fort lauderdale curtain rod

When someone shits in a condom and freezes it.
The condom is then removed and feces are used as a dildo as it melts.

She likes the Fort Lauderdale Curtain Rod

by KDREV August 1, 2017