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One who has an abnormally high-pitched voice. This person is often an object of frequent mockery. Notable physical features include an inverted breast, cheeks resembling those of a chipmunk, and a microscope is needed to locate the pathetic excuse for a penis. This being constantly mooches meals or rides from more enterprising and successful individuals. An eternal virgin. Commonly referred to as MEF. Has a tendency to go after chicks with a name starting in C.
Blasich: You can't get a ride, you lazy bastard.
Anders: Please, I really need a ride man. I finally have a shot at hooking up with Becca.
Blasich: Dude, don't be such a forsgaard, you know you have absolutely zero chance.
by Cara McGough March 12, 2008

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