One who has an abnormally high-pitched voice. This person is often an object of frequent mockery. Notable physical features include an inverted breast, cheeks resembling those of a chipmunk, and a microscope is needed to locate the pathetic excuse for a penis. This being constantly mooches meals or rides from more enterprising and successful individuals. An eternal virgin. Commonly referred to as MEF. Has a tendency to go after chicks with a name starting in C.