Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.
Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!
by Stoutwalker February 12, 2011
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When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.
They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...
by leukippos May 26, 2011
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A) Someone who practices the art of picking up but never actually takes someone home.

B) Someone who engages in sexual activites with another person but never actually has sex.
"That guy can get so many chicks but never actually follows through with any of them. He's such a foreplayer!"
by DrMolotov July 22, 2009
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when you are open to foreplay from any body, and really in the mood for it.
boy : "god im so foreplayable at the minute"
girl : "I can help you with that" *wink*
by camkirk April 18, 2012
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When you pretend to be French by chewing on your partner's penis like a fresh baked baguette.
My partner and I perform French Foreplay, it's far more romantic.
by Pittycent March 11, 2023
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When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
by DanMaster86 February 12, 2016
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