by SequoiaMan December 5, 2009
Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.
I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
by Smelly Fella October 4, 2008
Forensics hunny: an attractive female that you only see on Saturdays during various NFL events. You’ve talked to her, but she does not actually know your name. One of these days, you might actually get the balls to Facebook-friend her but usually you just admire her pencil skirt from a distance.
by cantina123 November 18, 2009
A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
by Mr Special August 28, 2018
1. The ultimate beer-pong distraction, involving snapping while beating your forearm with two fingers and over annunciating the phrase "wikipedia forensics".
2. To investigate something by use of wikipedia.
2. To investigate something by use of wikipedia.
1. We would have won the tourney but the other team was too good at wikipedia forensics and we tanked it.
2. Person A: Elton John was born in france
Person B: No way, Im gonna use wikipedia forensics, thats bullshit.
2. Person A: Elton John was born in france
Person B: No way, Im gonna use wikipedia forensics, thats bullshit.
by ydgamer February 27, 2011
An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
by Dmeister669 January 20, 2009
A science using bugs and insects, as well as by extension their eggs and larvae development, to forrnsically analyze a crime scene
by Sexydimma March 26, 2017