fappery

vigorous physical masturbation;

verbal masturbation, making erroneous or unverifiable statements (especially with regards to computing) to make oneself appear knowledge about a subject with which one is mostly unfamiliar

His apparent revelations about Microsoft are fappery.

fappery by Darryl M May 19, 2005

Floppery 

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.

I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.

Floppery by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

Foppey 

A term used when one bitch slaps someone with a fuzzy pink mitten.

Can also be used in other forms such as, Fopped , Fopping and Fopper's.

Bitch! Where is my money? Come here so i can foppey your ass.

You better watch what you say before you get fopped.

Watch out for those fucking fopper's!

I just got done fopping that bastard.

Foppey by Phaxen February 17, 2009

flip-floppery 

adjective/adverb/noun. 1)A word used by the Bush administration to describe the policies of John Kerry. 2)any verbage uttered by a hippie or any other person wearing sandals or hemp jewelry 3)the property of constantly changing sides or postion

Left: Bush is a warmonger!
Right: Cease your flip-floppery! Bush clearly avoided active duty in Vietnam! He's great at avoiding huge unnecessary wars!

flip-floppery by FUNK September 28, 2004

Fopper 

Someone who is most likely going to end up being a janitor for the rest of his/her life.

"Man that billy is such a fopper"

Fopper by Chunky April 11, 2004

Fopper 

A fat bopper; a fat girl who gives oral pleasures

KID 1: NIGGA I JUST GOT BRAIN BY THAT BEEZIE RIGHT THERE.
KID 2:WHICH ONE THE SKINNY ONE IN THE BLUE? OR THE FAT BEEZIE IN THE PINK
KID 1:IN THE PINK
KID 2: OHHH HELL NAW NIGGA THAT BITCH IS A FOPPER!!! HAHAHA

Fopper by SAUCY FUCK July 5, 2010

Fopery 

1) Gorilla like
2) Lazy

1) "That bitch is reaaal fopery"
2) "Man, I'm feeling so fopery today"

Fopery by Bo Bats January 27, 2008