footure

How to say the word "future" if you just don't care to worry about it everyday.

"Ever been been to the footure?"
"Yeah, I just got back"
"How was it?"
"Fine"

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foodture

What your next meal, snack or eating activity will be.

It is getting late and you have been drinkning. You need some grub. You turn to your buddy and say "What's in our foodture?"

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A foolure is a fool and a failure combined. Don't be one.

Lad: Aw dang...I just spilled my choco-milk

Gal: YOU'RE SUCH A FOOLURE!!!!

Foolure by runningirl04 October 4, 2011

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to venture forth to a distant destination

Let us forture to the kingdom of doom!

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A piece of furniture that can serve as a great place to Makeout, Dryhump and finger your girlfriend.

Guy: Hahaa!!!
Friend: What? Why you laughing?
Guy: Me and my Girlfriend dryhumped on that footrest until I came!!

Footrest by Bam Bam69 January 27, 2009

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fart posture; any position in which farting becomes easier and more enjoyable or satisfactory.

My brother practices fosture by spreading his butt cheeks and farting into the air. The positions of fosture are endless.

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The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

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