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food network 

an extremely addictive channel on television, devoted to food and cooking
I was up last night watching the Food Network for 6 hours.
food network by holly golightly721 September 2, 2005

The Food Network

A TV station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. Also a favorite of broke college students.
Carla: I'm so hungry!

Marrissa: Maybe you should quit watching the Food Network then.
The Food Network by funinthesun December 21, 2008

food network 

The most creative, addicting, and mouthwatering network on Television dealing with a topic loved by all human beings- FOOD. Period.
Did you see Throwdown with Bobby Flay last night after the Food Network birthday cake challenge? Wow it was insane!
food network by Berman September 18, 2006

the food network

a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by Randy Marsh on South Park the food network also doubles as a porn channel
ex.1

T.v.: "look at how the meat just falls off the bone"
Randy Marsh: aww fuck yeah thats hot *grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.

Ex.2
"I wasn't fapping to the food network

moving to California to write for the Food Network 

This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.
Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.

Food Network Magazine 

A monthly food entertainment magazine founded by Hearst Communications and Scripps Networks Interactive based on the latter's popular television network Food Network
n October 2008, Hearst President Cathie Black announced that Hearst Magazines had partnered with Scripps Networks Interactive to develop Food Network Magazine