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foodrection 

(noun) 1. An erection caused by looking at food.

2. An erection caused by hearing about food.

3. An erection caused by listening to an extremely sexy lady describing food well.
Economics Teacher - "Just picture the warm, gooey, sweet, slippery cheese that broke from inside the quesadilla..."

Jason - "Dude I'm getting a foodrection...."
foodrection by Quinnie-Pooh May 10, 2010

faddiction 

Addiction to fads or popular pastimes.
Faddiction has taken over his soul. Brand-name labels are a must for any faddicted individual. He gets all caught up in his new toys. He's a faddict.
faddiction by Fictionarian May 7, 2007
1) A person who reaches the highest level of eating in an artistic manner.
2) There are no rules or boundaries when it comes to what a Foodician eats.
3) One who indulges not for the sake of being full, but instead to fill the body with nutrients, and also endorphins for the mind. This act in itself helps one to an ecstatic point of self satisfication.
4) We'd like to point out that this type of "foodician" is very differnet from that of a person whom eats at a fast rate in order to win a competition. This is more serious.
1) The ability to eat anything, at any time -- literally.
2) A foodician does not find the following combinations awkward at all: cereal and pizza, burger and rice, popcorn and milk, hotdogs and coffee
3) Best feeling in the world is going to sleep on a full stomach


Foodician by starcityfam June 30, 2008

Foodbation 

To simultaneously look at mouthwatering food and masturbate. People who suffer this are usually fat and lonely.
I caught my mother foodbating to her boston cream pie.

I constantly foodbate when I watch Top Chef.

Foodbation is the best source of masturbation.
Foodbation by Turkeymash August 25, 2014

Foodention Dating 

Food + Attention + Dating = Foodention Dating.
When your partner agrees to date you when you don't waste food in plate. He/she gives more importance to food and health and believes in the slogan "Food, Fun and Date"
Foodention Dating is popular among health conscious millennials.

Foodicince 

When you need food for a bad day
I just need some foodicince because I had a bad day😢