Foodcourt Bride 

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride

The Bulgarian girl who works at Wendy's is a total foodcourt bride. Everytime I'm there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.

Foodcourt Bride by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008

bull in the foodcourt 

Relating to a bull in a field of cows. When a man is in any location (i.e. a foodcourt) and he runs around impregnating women that he deems fit.

Hey man, did you hear that jason got sentenced to 10-20 years? Yeah, he went bull in the foodcourt at the justin beiber concert last night.

bull in the foodcourt by Not a good idea August 21, 2022

Foodclart 

A particularly greedy pig who won't stop moaning until they get food of some kind.

If you want me to buy you that corndog then ask nicely, you foodclart!

Foodclart by herbiearmstrong February 8, 2021

Food court gangster 

Food court gangsters are those children whose parents never loved them. They are usually of white descent, but this is not an exclusive trait. The term can be used loosely, as not all Food court gangsters "post up" in mall food courts. You can find them at the local Wal-Mart, movie theater, skate park, and even at ski resorts.
These kids have most likely never been to the hood, and if they have, it was only when passing through on the way home from summer camp. They learn how to dress from all the rap videos they view on MTV and other various "music" television stations. The typical Food Court Gangster will always be with his "posse" and will be wearing an oversized pair of flashy Skullcandys around his neck, pumping the "fattest beats" from his favorite underground rap artist.

Example 1)
Food court Gangster #1 - "Yo B we gonna post up at Tuttle Mall fo a minute, you down to rep?"

FCG #2 - "Yeaaaahhh dawg, we'll hit up Sbarro and get our grub on! Uhhhhhhh!"



Example 2)
Two FCG's approach each other in Wal-Mart.

"Yo you get dem GROCERIES nigga?!?!??!"
"Yeah fer real dawg, I gots dese Minute Meals 2 fo 1!!!!"

Food court gangster by GetGnar33 February 8, 2009

Food Court Queen 

The extremely obese and repulsive housewives who whored food and occupy the Misawa food court.

"The food court queens have closed down three fast food restaurants and therefore we cannot eat today."

Food Court Queen by Sean Petty January 9, 2005

Foodbortion

The violent act of aborting or miscarrying a meal by means of the rectum.

"That Mexican burrito I had over lunch destroyed my gut and caused a foodbortion!"

Foodbortion by Drubilee May 14, 2015

Food Court 

A mock trial-like cafeteria game involving foods

Did the lasagna stab the meatloaf with the carrots? Find out on Food Court!

Food Court by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018