food jew
a:hey frank can i have some chips
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!
f:no get your own
a:but were in the middle of class
f:too bad
a:FOOD JEW!
food jew by froobinator September 28, 2006
Related Words
food jew • Food Jewed • Jew Food • Jewish Food • Jewish Soul Food • food • food baby • food stamps • food coma • food porn
Food Jewed
When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.
Food Jewed by vulgarqt May 9, 2018
Jewish Soul Food
Many of the various foods associated with being Jewish, but also giving the miraculous feeling of being healed. The combination of the varied foods (i.e. Hummus,Knishes,Blintzes,Challah,Bagel & Lox) into one style of cooking, along with our own innovations, is uniquely Jewish.
The word "gefilte" fish comes from German and means "stuffed." Some variations on gefilte fish involve stuffing the fish skin with chopped up fish.
Matzah Ball Soup;Also known as Jewish penicillin. Matzah balls are more traditionally known as knaydelach (Yiddish for dumplings). Matzah ball soup is generally a very thin chicken broth with two or three ping-pong-ball sized matzah balls (or sometimes one very large matzah ball) in it.
The word "gefilte" fish comes from German and means "stuffed." Some variations on gefilte fish involve stuffing the fish skin with chopped up fish.
Matzah Ball Soup;Also known as Jewish penicillin. Matzah balls are more traditionally known as knaydelach (Yiddish for dumplings). Matzah ball soup is generally a very thin chicken broth with two or three ping-pong-ball sized matzah balls (or sometimes one very large matzah ball) in it.
Shortly after eating some JewishSoul Food, Jason fever and body aches went away.
Upon arriving at her friends party, Gaby remarked to her friend that it was very thoughtful to have some Jewish soul food out, and that knishes and blintzes were her favorite.
Steven thought that Jewish soul food would make him more Jewish if he ate it as well as liked by his Jewish girlfriends parents, but he really didn't like matzoh ball soup.
Upon arriving at her friends party, Gaby remarked to her friend that it was very thoughtful to have some Jewish soul food out, and that knishes and blintzes were her favorite.
Steven thought that Jewish soul food would make him more Jewish if he ate it as well as liked by his Jewish girlfriends parents, but he really didn't like matzoh ball soup.
Jewish Soul Food by Old Drexel Dragon May 18, 2010
Jewish Food
Greatest food ever. Chinese Food is almost as good, but they never made anything as good as shwarma.
Jewish Food by starwarsgeek133 June 2, 2010
foodjew
A man/woman that hoards food for such an unnecessary amount of time, that it is considered illegal in some countries. Said items are usually stored for that "special time", which realistically never occurs.
John: "Dude, open those pretzels and give me one, they look awesome"
Chris: "Nah man, I'm saving those for when North Korea and South Korea unite and forget their differences"
John: "GOD.........stop being such a foodjew"
Chris: "Nah man, I'm saving those for when North Korea and South Korea unite and forget their differences"
John: "GOD.........stop being such a foodjew"
foodjew by MikeWasowsky February 26, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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