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Folgers Stop 

Folgers Stop
A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.
Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"

Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"

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“Folga wooga imoga womp.”
Expelling flatulence in the face of a sleeping friend, consequently waking him or her from smell alone.
I woke up crying this morning. That folgers smelled awful
folgers by halfmast June 19, 2010
The act of scamming people, namely by luring them to invest into something and selling on their backs.
- Hey bro, did you buy NanoDogeToken?
- Yeah I did, but then it started dipping, I think I got Folgered again!
Folger by thebtcanon August 24, 2021

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.
Folger's Morning by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012
folger by Mushuweasel September 7, 2005