Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
by Flippydaslasher November 4, 2007
The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
by Jfogey July 19, 2020
A sick and twisted old man from Ansonia, Connecticut that is a narcissist and preys on young vulnerable women.
Oh look! There goes Coma Fogle with his next victim to use and abuse, I'm sure he will beat on her too like he did with other women after doing a line of coke in his dusty room in a drug infested house.
by Coma Fogle August 28, 2023
A type of sexual role-play that simulates pedophilia. To be considered fogle-ing, the act must involve the male taking the dominant role, while the female takes her respective submissive persona. In these roles, the male will play an older man, while the female will play the much younger girl. Usually, theatrical force is exerted from the male, while the female displays an equally theatrical resistance. Virginity is a trait commonly imagined by the fogle-ing female.
by Sock Puppet JJ November 20, 2015
When your phone vibrates, and when you check, it just displays the time...
Inspired by the scene in "Superbad" where Fogle (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) turns to Nicola (Aviva (III)), in the hallway, and says "Uuuhhh... Its 10:33", and runs off...
Inspired by the scene in "Superbad" where Fogle (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) turns to Nicola (Aviva (III)), in the hallway, and says "Uuuhhh... Its 10:33", and runs off...
** Phone Vibrates **
guy 1: "Dude, I bet its that cute chick from yesterday"
guy 2: "Doubt it..."
** eagerly checks phone **
guy 2: "Damn!!! stupid Fogle phone!"
guy 1: "... then why did it vibrate?"
guy 2: "... Cuzz its a fucking Fogle phone, that's why!"
guy 1: "... ahh."
** Phone vibrates Again**
guy 1: "You gonna check that?"
guy 2: "... fuck it. I know what time it is."
guy 1: "Dude, I bet its that cute chick from yesterday"
guy 2: "Doubt it..."
** eagerly checks phone **
guy 2: "Damn!!! stupid Fogle phone!"
guy 1: "... then why did it vibrate?"
guy 2: "... Cuzz its a fucking Fogle phone, that's why!"
guy 1: "... ahh."
** Phone vibrates Again**
guy 1: "You gonna check that?"
guy 2: "... fuck it. I know what time it is."
by Credits to V August 10, 2010
A dude that fucks bitches ad slams alcoholic beverages, but his specialty is four lokos. The bottleggers and ronas sometimes give him trouble, and he used to be a big-time shot guy... Until he discovered the undeniable glory of a good four loko. Four loko fogle doesn't care what shit you talk about him. He's just gonna keep on fuckin bitches and slammin some lokos.
Guy 1: "Who's that dude shredding poon?"
Guy 2: "Oh him? Thats just four loko fogle doing what he does best."
Guy 2: "Oh him? Thats just four loko fogle doing what he does best."
by FourLokoFogle#1Fan January 30, 2020