To be given an ridiculous task that is to be completed within an even more ridiculous time scale.

This can also be known as the 'Fondel Effect' or to be 'Caressed'. This person is often referred to as the 'Fondler'.

The 'Fondel Effect' is usually exagerated by the 'Fondler' working from home or being on sick leave.

I have just been fondled aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Fondled by SCollinsDictionary May 22, 2012

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Fondled

Another term for being screwed over or given the shaft. In this sense the term is not being used refering to any type of sexual encounter but to a negative experience.

"They gave the job to that slut Susan even though I have more experience. I really got fondled."

Fondled by Delmas March 9, 2008

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fofondle

When you're in a crowd and you get groped, grabbed or touched. There is good fofondling and bad fofondling

Good fofondling - I was in the front of the mosh pit and I was totally getting fofondled!!!!!

Bad fofondling - The bus was so crowded I kept getting fofondled by this old guy.

fofondle by Anarchy_fire October 23, 2007

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Foodledugget

The act of wrestling in a tub of one's own feces (crap,poop). Mostly performed when drunk.

Note: It DOES take time to accumulate enough feces from one human body.

If multiple people contribute to pooping, it is no longer foodleduggeting. It is correctly named frembling.

Pronunciation: FOO/DULL/DUG/IT FOO/DULL/DUG/IT/ING

FRIM/BULL FRIM/BULL/ING

I can't believe that dude actually video taped himself FOODLEDUGGETING in the middle of the street!

Hey man, we should totally all FREMBLE tonight at the bar.

Foodledugget by TH3 1 U D0Nt KN0W November 26, 2010

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