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2.
To fob oneself off-

Colloquial term for masturbating, usually in reference to the female.
Fob-off;

e.g. Claire likes to fob herself off in Daves room
by jizzinyoureye October 21, 2010
 
1.
To dismiss (lie about) an underlying issue with something easier to explain.
She didn't buy the 'just a check-up' fob off when i said i was going to the doctors.
by Aaron W November 27, 2006