Foarde

1. n. Any member of an elite family with a line of ancestors all of whom are attributed to notable actions, events, time periods etc. Famous examples include: Daniel Boone, Both Lewis and Clark, and Moses
2. n. a name used to describe a person who demonstrates any outstanding measure of courage, integrity, intelligence, honesty, loyalty, improvisation, talent, musicianship, sexual prowess, humor, self discipline, patience, dependability, heroism, or character.

"Did you read about that guy in the paper? He rescued three babies from a burning building while simultaneously talking a suicidal woman off of a bridge. He later went on to play a show at a small local cafe that ended up attracting more people in one night than any concert in the past eleven years. After the show he announced that all of the collected ticket money would be donated to various charities. Hoards of women flung themselves at him, but he chose only one to spend his night with. Paramedics say that she would have died of sexual exhaustion had it not been for his six hour effort to save her life. She has been hospitalized for the first recorded case of chronic blissful euphoria. Can you believe this guy?"

"Of course, he's a Foarde."

"Oooooohhhh."

Foarde by SRVlives2424 April 20, 2010

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Sam Forded

The term “Sam Forded” is a kind of male who prowls on innocent girls (usually blonde). To be Sam Forded is to be emotionally abused, tricked, lied to repetitively and hurt. It is a male who will push whatever limits he feels necessary to throw his dick into the freshest meat or the blondest bimbo who won’t question him that he can find. If this person sees a weakness, he will use it to his advantage. It is being tricked into believing he’s a decent individual. Legend has it that to this day, you may still see the original Sam Ford in local bars in the central California Coast area trying to take advantage of whomever he sees susceptible to his lies and abuse.

"I can't believe John would do this to me, he told me he'd only be with me!" "Darn girl, you got Sam Forded..."

Sam Forded by Crouchingtiger88 April 30, 2014